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IN THIS EPISODE: Graham gets the gang to do his homework for him, which involves considering a question of ethics and artificial intelligence. This leads to moaning about robot designs and attempts to game the system. It then devolves into the usual nonsense. The End.

Show notes will begin in T-minus three lines:

-The question was provided by the great Philosopher King of Brandon University, Steven Robinson.

-Oh look, we stole another Simpsons joke.

-Wiki says: “The Oxford English Dictionary traces the earliest use (as “Androides”) to Ephraim Chambers Cyclopaedia, in reference to an automaton that St. Albertus Magnus allegedly created. The term “android” appears in US patents as early as 1863 in reference to miniature human-like toy automatons. The term android was used in a more modern sense by the French author Auguste Villiers de l’Isle-Adam in his work Tomorrow’s Eve (1886)...The term made an impact into English pulp science fiction starting from Jack Williamson’s The Cometeers(1936) and the distinction between mechanical robots and fleshy androids was popularized by Edmond Hamilton’s Captain Future (1940–1944).

-You know, there’s an entire song about making out with robots.

-Chances are, you nor the robot can outrun the pyroclastic flow, which can reach speeds of 300 km/h.

-I’m just saiyan

-Oxford Dictionary definition for “cyborg”: “a fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body.”

-Explanation: Matt lives across from the rail road tracks.

-Oh what the hell: another Simpsons joke.

-Off the top of my head: Geppetto’s goldfish was named Cleo and his cat was named Figaro. Beat that.

-But then again, what is life?

-Rock-Paper-Scissors is pretty far from random or fair.

-History only shows us that a head in a jar is a bad idea.

-Here’s a general overview of what happens to the human body in a vacuum, which states that David Bowman could survive his jump in 2001.

-Political humour.

-The MIT robot is Kismet, and we don’t recommend harassing it.

-C3PO is, in his words, “human-cyborg relations”

-Oxford Dictionary definition for “human”: “
a human being.”

-Goddammit, can’t anyone go five minutes without Star Wars taking over the conversation?

-See you in a week’s time. Now, good-bye…forever.

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